Most men prefer sex without a condom.
The problem with unprotected sex in The Thailand Girl Scene is sexually transmitted diseases and and unwanted pregnancy. Certain classes of Thai women are notorious for having multiple secret partners and, practically speaking, there is no way of verifying Thai girls’ sexual histories. Both these problems need to be addressed and BigBabyKenny.com is here to tell you how to do it cheaper, faster, and more efficiently.
A solution to the STD problem is testing and the cheapest, fastest, and most convenient place for comprehensive STD testing is the Red Cross Anonymous Clinic. The clinic is supported by charitable contributions and offers free/heavily subsidized and fast AIDS and STD testing.
When you arrive at the clinic, the first step is to fill out a form at this counter.
No ID is required. everything is anonymous, and you indicate whether you want just AIDS/HIV testing or a full STD panel.
The form has a place to indicate nationality and income. If you tell the truth and say you are a foreigner and have an income over 50,000 THB per month the testing costs 200 THB. If you are Thai or claim low income, the testing is free.
You are given a number and wait upstairs on the balcony to see a counselor.
When number is called, you go into one of these rooms and talk to a counselor.
She asks some mindless questions such as “are you a sex worker”, “when was the last time you had unprotected sex”, and “did your condom break last time you fucked.”
The counselor whom my friend saw was a wizened gnome like old lady bearing a sharp resemblance to Yoda from the Star War’s movies.
I had the strong urge to see if I could get a reaction out of here with outrageous answers like “Yes I am a sex worker and I had unprotected sex with a buffalo last night and the condom broke” but I just shut up and let her go through her routine.
She signs your form and you move onto blood collection.
You wait outside this room until your number is called.
Inside an orderly takes a vial of blood for testing.
You are given a bar coded tag and you can either wait for the results or come back the next day.
The AIDS/HIV testing results are available in as little as 15 minutes and, at most, an hour. Most people wait but you are given a bar coded card and can come back the next day for the results.
The full STD panel takes 24 hours.
The clinic is located on the corner of Rajdamri and Sarasin Rd, next to Chualongkorn University, and is just south of the Rajdamri MTS station.