4 Day Road Trip – Part 3 – Phasoet Hot Spa (Chiang Rai)

| June 30, 2012 | 27 Comments | 14,874 views

The Phasoet Hot Spa is about 10km outside Chiang Rai.

It’s not a tourist destination. There are no garishly painted buses full of Chinese, Russian, or Japanese being herded by their handlers. There are no food carts, souvenir vendors, or aggressive tuk tuk drivers hawking gems to woebegones. There is just hot water bubbling out of the ground being funneled to a pool and a spa with an attendant and some friendly locals taking a dip.

Couldn’t find it on Google maps. That is how little noted the spa is outside of Thailand.

Here are the vital stats on the water.

I’m not much of a believer in the health benefits of hot springs. It has the unpleasant aroma of terminal  cancer patients guzzling Lourdes water desperately expecting God to make their cancer disappear, moronic Chinese chewing Rhino Testicle Extract hoping for a quality erection, uneducated yahoos who don’t accept or understand the scientific method “smartly” refusing vaccinations because every one “knows” Big Pharma are snake oil salesmen, vaccinations don’t work and cause Alzheimer’s disease, and middle aged Vietnamese poker players installing pontoon sized breasts implants convinced they are defeating the aging process and making themselves more attractive.

I’m no expert but the lead can’t be too healthy and the rest of the ingredients look like a label on a box of baking soda or toothpaste.

This is the boiling basing where you can boil your eggs.

The minerals leach into the egg making them more “healthy”.

Not sure how .01% lead in the boiling water is going to improve  your health though.


This is the main spa where the hot water is pumped and you can soak or go for a swim.

Maybe I am wrong about the health benefits because the mineral water seem to be keeping this middle aged Thai women looking like a teenager.



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  1. Bung Ho says:

    Hey you big tub of lard, did they need to drain the pool after all the puss and fat seeped out of your body from your extended soaking session?

  2. Ronru says:

    Bung Ho,

    Can you make it any more apparent that you envy Kenny?

    Your  most likely some broke sexpat who wasted is life “dating” bargirls instead of having a normal life with a family, kids, and loved ones.

    Hey sorry the barfine at Apache went up100 baht and the Arab is pricing you out of the GoGo scene. You can always move to Cambodia. 

  3. Rhetorical Question says:

    Is the big tub of lard Kenny or Prufrock?


  4. Prufrock's Conscience says:

    Psst, Kenny… you mistakenly posted under the ‘ronru’ moniker, without changing your tell.

  5. Studying ........ says:

    Kenny is such a fucktard. That first comment really got him flustered

  6. Sideshow Bob says:

    Can’t have much of party at the spa without getting high on methamphetamine. 

    Better to stay in Bangkok where there are some nice bars waaaaaay down Soi 4 where you can get high and rent some hookers for the night.   

  7. Steve J says:

    I’m sick and tired of this
    Well you guys need to get a life
    Evolution says man must have 2 balls and a penis
    Harry Zink (Daffy) has neither
    Hit me with your bitch funk Daffy
    Squeal like a bitch girl

  8. Kiddy Felcher Kenny says:

    I thought you were going to invite my brother and I on your next rural whore hunting trip. It was going to be really great but you’ve let us down

  9. NEWSFLASH says:

    EXTRA! BigBabyKenny finds hotsprings spa!

    Little noted?


    Like you found the only location in Thailand not on google maps.


  10. Frank B says:

    An exquisite post from Kenny, unlocking the hidden gems around the country

    If you see a real fat bald prick in your rear vision mirror on a bicycle Kenny, that’ll be Harry Zink doing his usual stalking. One hand on the handle bar, one hand stroking his little wee-wee  

    Why can’t the dummy site have something interesting to read like these reports?

  11. NEWSFLASH NOT! says:

    Kenny’ s full of shit. 

  12. Frank B says:

    Whats this? Kenny has Harry Zink wrapped around his little finger so much Harry is now reproducing old kenny posts on his dummy blog. It must be heart warming to be looked up too. Jealous that Harry Zink is getting all the attention saphan loy has also pushed in on the action & has decided to do the same, posting old kenny posts on his blog

    Boys if you admire the guy so much just come over here and read away to your hearts content


  13. Rhetorical Question says:

    If a tree falls in the woods and nobody hears it, does it make a sound?

    If Zink posts something on his hate sites and nobody reads it, does it really matter? 

  14. Bung Ho says:

    Kiddy Feltcher, Kenny\’s employer frowns on advertising his sex adventures. Kenny is now into coprophilia as can be seen by his fondness for the http://www.ratemydoodie.com website. His employer apparently has no problem with this new pattern of behavior.

  15. Kenny Vindicated says:

    Somebody needs to copy Harry Zink, the mongonicles and all those CSUN feminists who were so morally outraged by the Tri Murati shrine post. 
    Ignorance and stupidity at it’s very best.
    These would include BigmichaelBlacksmithGulliver  and all the original outraged web wonder-boy and all the other ignorant fools who joined in.
    Back to Six Flags with you narrowly tutored cogs.  You need the basics.
    Kenny had a piece of the puzzle and he tried to share it back in the day.
    So we come back to where this all kicked off:

  16. The Judge says:

    LOL – You really are the village idiot Kenny. Claiming vindication over a story that has NOTHING to do with Buddhist Temples, but about “Jujaka statues, a greedy old Brahmin who lived as a beggar in BUDDHIST LEGEND”

    It’s not a Buddhist temple. It’s not a Hindu Shrine. By the way Kenny, have you figured out which is which yet? No, the Phra Tri Murti Shrine is not Buddhist. See the SaphanLoy website for enlightenment

    Still guilty. Appeal Denied!

    What else ya got?

  17. Bangers Bill says:

    Loy got it right when he said, “..researching the Hindu significance of the Phra Tri Murti Shrine did not require an enormous amount of effort or energy on Saphan Loy’s (or Lek’s) part, certainly not the kind generally associated with an academic paper. That Kenny failed to cross-check a very simple fact, which was facilitated by a major commercial internet search engine, indicates his impoverishment of prose composition skills and research abilities.”

    Some posters write semi fictional, self glorifying stories masquerading as the truth featuring themselves as heroes with Brad Pitt’s looks, James Bond’s savoir faire, and porn star cocks who leave every girl breathless, sated, and slavering for more—and expect us to believe what they write is 100% the truth.

  18. Definitely Kenny Fucktard says:

    Like the BigBaby, that link is all opinion and no fact.

  19. Mr Red Rope says:

    Why doesn’t Daffy come to Thailand anymore ?

    The last anyone really saw of him was in shots on BDK with a really confused looking American woman and a what seemed to be a frightened young boy.

    Cards maxed ?

  20. Mr Lonely Guy says:

    Hello, I’m a loner. I hate crowds, actually I hate any number of people around me. I prefer just to sit there on my own with nobody else around me

    Thats why I’m a regular customer of The Big Mango Bar 

  21. .... Is Hiring says:

    Mr. Lonely Guy sounds just like Kenny

  22. FYI says:

    Agreed. Everything except the part about being a customer at the Big Mango is 100% Kenny.

  23. Justin Cider says:

    Whether it’s only Kenny commenting or only Ronru commenting makes no difference. Who ever it is has zero life and is the definition of LOSER.

  24. New York Times Critic says:

    Just my 2 cents.

    Logging into BBK.com and discussing Kenny is the sine qua non of LOSER.  

  25. Winston says:

    LOL. Is that the best you have? In line with what I’ve come to expect from a wannabe MOTU.

  26. Real New York Times Critic says:

    Using phrases the Fucktard coined like “Self Proclaimed Master of the Universe” makes  you a LOSER!

  27. SWSM is Kenny Speak For Street Walker Super Market Whores Hookers Prostitutes for Sex Tourists says:

    Much like BBK.COM, here we see another trash bin.

    Why is it Kenny spends so much time putting down expats as balloon chasers yet he spends a tremendous amount of time in third rate shitholes like this?

    Maybe because his best friend Ronru likes shitholes? HahahaHeheheHohoho

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